You are an online entrepreneur using your personal brand and your expertise to sell solutions you KNOW will improve the lives and businesses of your clients.

You aim to build an army of devoted fans, who adore everything you present. But even though comments, likes and shares are great, you also crave sales. Heaps of them.

Only you don’t know how to call out to them. Your siren song is in the wrong key and seems to keep people away.

You want all eyeballs to stay fixed and hypnotised by the wonders of your website and scroll-stopping copy but people click away.

You want them to spend as much time on your website as they spend on their own social media.

You want them to throw their money at you as fast as they throw their underwear to their favourite celeb on stage.

You have been told that humour is the best way to hook people, to engage them, to get them to say yes and to get them to buy.

But for some reason you seem to attract the freebie hunters of Craigslist who whinge at even the price of your free content.

And no one gets what you’re selling.

You’re too embarrassed to invite anyone to your online website because it makes Lt. Columbo’s trench coat look like a designer number

And that self-designed business card was made with all the right intentions but it gives out all the wrong impressions.

You’ve heard that tech is key to run your business as smooth and easy as you’d want it to, because if you do, it will boost engagement, secure easy yes’s and drive sales. 

The challenge is that you’re afraid of tech. You don’t know hosting from html, and you don’t even know what to search for on Fiverr or Upworks to hire a VA.

You already have a lot of software and tools, but you don’t know tech language, so you’re not able to get them to talk to each other.

You’ve heard that consistent branding is key to get all eyeballs on you, because when you have your branding in place, it will increase interaction, and drive revenue you’ve never experience before.

The challenge is that you’ve got no idea on what goes into branding. You don’t know the phsycology behind colors, you don’t know if you should use multiple colors or just one, and let’s not forget implementing your story to your brand – to make your whole business speak YOU – and talk to YOUR ideal clients.

You already have a logo, but that doesn’t really tell your visitors anything, so you’re basically still stuck at square 1 in the online game. 

But you definitely see the possibilities of having a branding and brand platform that stands out, a way to deliver content easily to your customers, and how your day would be so much easier if there were more automated tasks set up in your business.

SO

You try your hand at humour

You try using puns

And Innuendo

You’ve tried twerking

Or maybe you don’t want to resort to twerking

No one purchased your feet photos

You try to implement new tools and software, only to find that you’re unable to get them to talk to each other.

You have read about colors and the impact it has on the viewer, but even with the help of youtube videos, and interior decorators, your website and brand feels “meh…”.

Your copy and images suck and look like they were created with a range of tools from the personality-less ChatGPT, MS Paint, Etch-a-Sketch, and clip art.

And let’s not get started on that website which is blindingly reminiscent of Super Mario Bros Land.

Only here, nothing works.

Your opt-in doesn’t work so your list building ends up being dead on arrival.

Your payment provider refuses to play well with your website.

And yes I know, I know, zap connections are not only rocket science sometimes, they’re a nightmare when there are so many of them talking to each other at once.

Or worse still, not even talking to each other.

What were some of those zap connections even for?

Your Fail miserably, publicly, shamefully…

• None of these made you any more money
• None of these crack a smile (or a sale gahhhh)
• None of these made you stand out
• None of these made you more confident when it comes to tech or your branding skills
• None of these make people call you HILARIOUS or make them want to skip an episode of GOT to come watch your webinar

So you try some more

• You take yet another tech-implementation course…
• You then shift to copywriters promising that you can learn to write copy just like them in as little as 3 months and for one easy payment of 3,000 dollars
• You resigned, and changed the color of the webpages yourself, in the hope that those would be more aligned with your brand

How did that work out for you?

You fail at all of these…

not in a cute way, but with a heavy dose of sadness, sprinkled with a heap of snot, and tears flowing like a river.

Imagine if you could

…figure out how these people do it?  The ones with hundreds of live viewers..the one with thousands of comments & hoards of “I love yous”. What’s their secret to success?

…discover a way to get the same frenzy of activity on social media and in your bank account

…stop grappling with the possibility that this might never happen

…come up with ideas on what else you can do to get conversion rates skyrocketing.

…stop doubting if you will ever have the same kind of engagement that others have.

…stop spending months learning coding – because we’ve already learned to code for you. Plus we can navigate the sometimes overcomplicated drag-and-drop templates for websites. This takes away the need for you to craft your website copy.

…never get tangled in a web of zap connections, because Zap connections are no match for our techie brains. This takes away the headache you get of integrating different software packages seamlessly only to find out that they don’t talk to each other

…stop losing clients because of broken funnels – because we have built our email list of thousands from scratch, by creating our simple funnels, and on average our emails get a 45% open rate, so we must be using some right wording.

…avoiding end up at a loss for words with bland copy. This takes away the heartache of having visitors to your site and you haven’t managed to capture their email address

…avoid losing sleep over Tech Gremlins, because Tech Gremlins get no sleep with us around, they’re too busy running away.

Who are we?

I know what you are thinking —-

It won’t work for me because —-

If it was that simple, everyone would be doing it —-

How is this different from — and —-?

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