Go from a weak & bland brand
to an irresistibly striking and undeniably sexy one, where you stand out both online and in person.
So that you can be incredibli.distinct
– without the need for Botox, Surgery, or an OnlyFans account.
You are an online entrepreneur using your personal brand and your expertise to sell solutions you KNOW will improve the lives and businesses of your clients.
You aim to build an army of devoted fans, who adore everything you present. But even though comments, likes and shares are great, you also crave sales. Heaps of them.
Only you don’t know how to call out to them. Your siren song is in the wrong key and seems to keep people away.
You want all eyeballs to stay fixed and hypnotised by the wonders of your website and scroll-stopping copy but people click away.
You want them to spend as much time on your website as they spend on their own social media.
You want them to throw their money at you as fast as they throw their underwear to their favourite celeb on stage.
You have been told that humour is the best way to hook people, to engage them, to get them to say yes and to get them to buy.
But for some reason you seem to attract the freebie hunters of Craigslist who whinge at even the price of your free content.
And no one gets what you’re selling.
You’re too embarrassed to invite anyone to your online website because it makes Lt. Columbo’s trench coat look like a designer number
And that self-designed business card was made with all the right intentions but it gives out all the wrong impressions.
You’ve heard that tech is key to run your business as smooth and easy as you’d want it to, because if you do, it will boost engagement, secure easy yes’s and drive sales.
The challenge is that you’re afraid of tech. You don’t know hosting from html, and you don’t even know what to search for on Fiverr or Upworks to hire a VA.
You already have a lot of software and tools, but you don’t know tech language, so you’re not able to get them to talk to each other.
You’ve heard that consistent branding is key to get all eyeballs on you, because when you have your branding in place, it will increase interaction, and drive revenue you’ve never experience before.
The challenge is that you’ve got no idea on what goes into branding. You don’t know the phsycology behind colors, you don’t know if you should use multiple colors or just one, and let’s not forget implementing your story to your brand – to make your whole business speak YOU – and talk to YOUR ideal clients.
You already have a logo, but that doesn’t really tell your visitors anything, so you’re basically still stuck at square 1 in the online game.
But you definitely see the possibilities of having a branding and brand platform that stands out, a way to deliver content easily to your customers, and how your day would be so much easier if there were more automated tasks set up in your business.
SO
You try your hand at humour
You try using puns
And Innuendo
You’ve tried twerking
Or maybe you don’t want to resort to twerking
No one purchased your feet photos
You try to implement new tools and software, only to find that you’re unable to get them to talk to each other.
You have read about colors and the impact it has on the viewer, but even with the help of youtube videos, and interior decorators, your website and brand feels “meh…”.
Your copy and images suck and look like they were created with a range of tools from the personality-less ChatGPT, MS Paint, Etch-a-Sketch, and clip art.
And let’s not get started on that website which is blindingly reminiscent of Super Mario Bros Land.
Only here, nothing works.
Your opt-in doesn’t work so your list building ends up being dead on arrival.
Your payment provider refuses to play well with your website.
And yes I know, I know, zap connections are not only rocket science sometimes, they’re a nightmare when there are so many of them talking to each other at once.
Or worse still, not even talking to each other.
What were some of those zap connections even for?
Your Fail miserably, publicly, shamefully…
- None of these made you any more money
- None of these crack a smile (or a sale gahhhh)
- None of these made you stand out
- None of these made you more confident when it comes to tech or your branding skills
- None of these make people call you HILARIOUS or make them want to skip an episode of GOT to come watch your webinar
So you try some more
- You take yet another tech-implementation course…
- You then shift to copywriters promising that you can learn to write copy just like them in as little as 3 months and for one easy payment of 3,000 dollars
- You resigned, and changed the color of the webpages yourself, in the hope that those would be more aligned with your brand
How did that work out for you?
You fail at all of these…
not in a cute way, but with a heavy dose of sadness, sprinkled with a heap of snot, and tears flowing like a river.
But HALT! You don’t need to worry about any of these anymore.
Heck, you don’t even have to do any of these anymore.
Imagine if you could
…figure out how these people do it? The ones with hundreds of live viewers..the one with thousands of comments & hoards of “I love yous”. What’s their secret to success?
…discover a way to get the same frenzy of activity on social media and in your bank account
…stop grappling with the possibility that this might never happen
…come up with ideas on what else you can do to get conversion rates skyrocketing.
…stop doubting if you will ever have the same kind of engagement that others have.
…stop spending months learning coding – because we’ve already learned to code for you. Plus we can navigate the sometimes overcomplicated drag-and-drop templates for websites. This takes away the need for you to craft your website copy.
…never get tangled in a web of zap connections, because Zap connections are no match for our techie brains. This takes away the headache you get of integrating different software packages seamlessly only to find out that they don’t talk to each other
…stop losing clients because of broken funnels – because we have built our email list of thousands from scratch, by creating our simple funnels, and on average our emails get a 45% open rate, so we must be using some right wording.
…avoiding end up at a loss for words with bland copy. This takes away the heartache of having visitors to your site and you haven’t managed to capture their email address
…avoid losing sleep over Tech Gremlins, because Tech Gremlins get no sleep with us around, they’re too busy running away.
All of the above
Basically takes away the struggle to get your branding platform live
It literally & truly takes you from a bland online presence to incredibli.distinct without you having to spend months learning HTML for dummies or dive deep into Adobe to learn logo design
Who are we?
Who am I and Why You Should Listen to Me
I’m Saira, Chief Incredible Introvert & Rebel Introvert at Incredible Introverts.
I call bullshit on “The Introvert Way”, and according to my clients, I make being an introvert funny and manageable.
I’m a shameless Neek (nert+geek) fascinated by the human brain, lover of languages, speaker of a few, and a proud aunt to two cheeky chipmunk nephews, who own me.
I support all you female introverted online business owners to smash your glass ceilings, by playing big and owning your introversion whilst running your small business in an extravert orientated world using the science and mastery of;
– Audience list growth
– Authority building markers
– Branding with impact
– Crafting compelling copy
I’m also a specialist in human interaction; a certified and experienced Disc® Facilitator, an emotional intelligence facilitator, NLP practitioner, and a consultant.
Who am I and Why You Should Listen to Me
I’m Cecilie, your new website tech friend.
In a tech world filled with complexities, I specialize in simplifying and demystifying your digital journey. Using minimal tools and software, my approach is all about avoiding overwhelm.
I’ve been doing this for 20 years now, all the way back to 2004 when HTML and Javascript were the codes of the day.
Imagine a tech experience where simplicity reigns supreme. Whether you’re a tech novice or a seasoned pro, SimpliDistinct is here to empower you. We’re not just simplifying; we’re creating a tech symphony that’s easy to follow, enjoyable, and environmentally conscious.
We’re Introducing
I know what you are thinking —-
It won’t work for me because —-
If it was that simple, everyone would be doing it —-
How is this different from — and —-?
1-time offer during the 3-day be.incredibli.distinct challenge
Incredibli.Distinct
Ordinary $7500- VIP Brand Strategy Day(Video 1:1)
- Branding Palette (Document)
- Branding Statements (Headlines & Hooks)
- Logo(original files, png file)
- Social Media Kit (Facebook Banner, IG Template, LinkedIn Banner, Pinterest Thumbnail, Reels Tumbnail)
- Slide Deck (Canva)
- Workbook Template
- Typography
- VIP Brand Platform Day (Video 1:1)
- Brand Platform (Home page OR Landing page, plus About and Contact page)
- Thrivecart PRO + LEARN (lifetime)
- Legal & Fine Print (lifetime)
- Disclaimer (lifetime)
- Thank You & 404 Page
- Email Service + 5 email funnel + Leadmagnet(1 year/300 subscribers)
- Hosting (1 year)
- Domain (1 year)
- Premium Brand Platform Theme (Lifetime)
- Post Installation Support (Video Tutorials + Email for 1 month)
Incredibli.Distinct
4 time payment plan- VIP Brand Strategy Day(Video 1:1)
- Branding Palette (Document)
- Branding Statements (Headlines & Hooks)
- Logo(original files, png file)
- Social Media Kit (Facebook Banner, IG Template, LinkedIn Banner, Pinterest Thumbnail, Reels Tumbnail)
- Slide Deck (Canva)
- Workbook Template
- Typography
- VIP Brand Platform Day (Video 1:1)
- Brand Platform (Home page OR Landing page, plus About and Contact page)
- Thrivecart PRO + LEARN (lifetime)
- Legal & Fine Print (lifetime)
- Disclaimer (lifetime)
- Thank You & 404 Page
- Email Service + 5 email funnel + Leadmagnet(1 year/300 subscribers)
- Hosting (1 year)
- Domain (1 year)
- Premium Brand Platform Theme (Lifetime)
- Post Installation Support (Video Tutorials + Email for 1 month)
We will not begin working on your branding, brand platform, buy tools or software until all payments have come through.
Here’s exactly what you get when you sign up today:
✅ VIP Brand Strategy Day – Video 1:1 (Value $)
✅ Branding Palette – Document (Value $)
✅ Branding Statements – Headlines & Hooks (Value $)
✅ Logo – original files, PNG file (Value $)
✅ Social Media Kit – Facebook Banner, IG Template, LinkedIn Banner, Pinterest Thumbnail, Reels Thumbnail (Value $)
✅ Slide Deck – Canva (Value $)
✅ Workbook Template (Value $)
✅ Typography (Value $)
✅ VIP Brand Platform Day – Video 1:1 (Value $599)
✅ Brand Platform – Home page OR Landing page, plus About, Contact page, Thank You and 404 Page (Value $3500)
✅ Thrivecart PRO + LEARN – lifetime (Value $895)
✅ Legal & Fine Print – lifetime (Value $67)
✅ Disclaimer – lifetime (Value $67)
✅ Email Service + 5 email funnel + Lead Magnet – 1 year/300 subscribers (Value $500)
✅ Hosting – 1 year (Value $133)
✅ Domain – 1 year (Value $15)
✅ Premium Brand Platform Theme -Lifetime (Value $249)
✅ Post Installation Support – Video Tutorials + Email for 1 month (Value $1000)
That’s a total value of $XXXX
Regular sales price $7500
But if you sign up today, you can reserve your spot at just $1997
FAQs
Is everything listed really included?
Yes, it is. Both we and you are commiting to a legally bounding
Do you offer payment plans?
We can offer you a 4 part, bi-weekly installment plan. Please choose that option from above. Please note that if you pay in installments, there will be milestones that will be completed during the installment period. Please note that if you pay in installments, there will be held no VIP sessions until 2/3 of the payments have been completed. Also note that after all payments have been completed, there will be 3-4 weeks before handover.
When will My new branding and website be finished
Everything will be finished on our end within a month of purchase, given that you’ve paid in full. If you’ve paid in installments, there will be milestones that will be completed during the installment period. Please note that if you pay in installments, there will be held no VIP sessions until 2/3 of the payments have been completed. Also note that after all payments have been completed, there will be 3-4 weeks before handover.